Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I think your dad took our porno
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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