She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
