it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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