is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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