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(407): View more from Florida

so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all

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(308): View more from Nebraska

yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time

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(509): View more from Washington

I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in

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(901): View more from Tennessee

She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.

(330): View more from Ohio

Understatement of the year.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

We call him Texas for a reason.

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(510): View more from California

The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw

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