READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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