I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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