AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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