so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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