Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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