These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.