omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside