just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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