How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I am mentally ready for anal.
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