The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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