This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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