So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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