So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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