I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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