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I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she peed on how many people?
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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