when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Randomize
