so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
