ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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