Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Everyone says I win the strip club
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
How does it feel to date your dad?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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