You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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