Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
3 2 1 whiskey
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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