Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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