that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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