i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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