sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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