wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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