i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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