Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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