ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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