therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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