I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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