Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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