Need sex. Gaining weight.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Naked. naked and bneed help.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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