I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Alive.
So much puke
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
