I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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