He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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