How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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