The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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