There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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