Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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