you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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