i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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