Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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