I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She's like a pop up book from hell.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
How naked do you want me to be?
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