so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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