Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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