drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
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Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.