You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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