god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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