never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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