matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
no, he came in my armpit
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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