this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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