He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Randomize